Why so glum, Tori Spelling—or is that just anger in your eyes? And why are you all dressed up like such a down 'n' out flapper—straight outta 1929 and everything—at the Much Love animal rescue event in West Hollywood?
Are the jackboots putting the squeeze on your local speakeasy? Or has the economy crashed down all around you, and you're having to hoard soup cans and gas rations? Or are you just so worried about the German war debt?
Or is it because you showed up to a red carpet event draped in a Halloween costume that's generally found in a plastic bag on clearance at Walgreens, right next to the flip-flops?
Whatever it is, we hope you snap out of it and get well soon!
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