Showing posts with label fashion police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fashion police. Show all posts

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Shakira and Pink fashion - Red carpet

Shakira And Pink just eshowed up to the VMAs wearisome same dress. Someone's stylist is getting fired!

One of them is seksi, the other is just a lesbo wannabe.

Shakira and Pink showed up to the VMAs 2009 wearing the exact same dress.

Major oops!

Both stylists will get the chop after tonite.

But which one of the singers wore it best??

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Fashion Police--Side Attractions

Starting certain angles, Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester looks fabulous as she struts into the Late Night studios. But head on, this Lanvin ensemble's got issues. The single-shoulder top resembles a pillow case draped over her chest, and the pants don't fit. Her metallic platform heels, though—awesome from every point of view.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Fashion Police --Looking Good Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks can say a lot with her eyes, it's a well-known fact. And at the Daytime Emmy Awards, we imagine those orbs are telling everyone that she knows she looks fierce in this single-shoulder Rachel Roy coral dress with nude, pointy-toe Manolos and thick cuffs. The color is hot, it shows off her curves, and she's totally dressed to win.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Fashion Police: Kimberly Wyatt,

Kimberly Wyatt, songster for the Pussycat Dolls, getup to the Mobo rewards in London.

This is not a dress, it is actual replica of disco ball the spins in the seventh ring of hell (aka the Rave room). The pink shards, the eye-searing glare, the sparkle, they all scream "Satan's Disco Inferno."

You see, some time ago Beelzebub and his minions decided that their lake of fire needed more pizzazz, so they brought in some fog machines, a couple of black-light posters and a giant, taste-assaulting, soul-shattering pink disco ball.

We're not sure how Kimster got her hands on that wicked party ornament, but we do know it makes the fashion angels weep.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Fashion : Megan Fox vs. Anna Paquin


Brunette bombshell Megan Fox and True Blood's blond, vampire lover Anna Paquin have more in common than we thought.
Both like to tilt their heads for photogs and are fond of sheer black dresses by Hervé L. Leroux.
Meg wore a short-sleeve version of the mesh cocktail dress when she stopped by Dave Letterman to promote Jennifer's Body, the movie where she devours high school boys.
Anna donned a long-sleeved form of the frock to celebrate her Nylon cover-girl status last night at Skybar, where she was joined by her costar and fiancé Stephen Moyer.
Both girls wore black peep-toe pumps, but Anna’s outfit seemed to have a little extra sparkle.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Fashion Police: Eliza Dushku, Robot Cocktail Waitress


In the future, our robot masters will weary of their campaign for world domination and human enslavement. They will build hotels and casinos for leisure time spent away from the War with the Humans.
At InStyle magazine's summer soiree Eliza Dushku modeled the cocktail waitress uniform that our robot masters will require females of our species to wear as they forcibly serve frosty blended drinks of gasoline and human tears. The uniforms are meant to be drab in color, restrictive in form, and embarrassingly revealing in order to break the human spirit.
Eliza Dushku, whose side are you on?